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Define Spanner Meaning

Spanner
Someone who's a tool

You're such a bloody spanner
By Rianon
Spanner
1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.
By Elianore
Spanner
(UK) spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.

"You're such a spanner!"
By Casandra
Spanner
A particularly lengthy turd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other.

I dropped a spanner in Julie's toilet at her party, but when I flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embarassing!
By Hedi
Spanner
A nickname for a foxy girlfriend -

I call her spanner because every time she touches me, my nuts go tight
By Dody
Spanner
1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.

2. A bad poker hand.

He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!

What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.
By Loralie
Spanner
a funny British fellow who enjoys chasing the ladies
~also goes by "mikey"

~"Mike SPANNER enjoys all things british and chasing after females"
By Junia
Spannered
To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.

raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!
By Dixie
Spanners
Euphemistic swear word, used to avoid giving offence, especially when need arises to curse in front of children.

Derived from the idiom that when something goes wrong it is known as 'throwing a spanner in the works".

SPANNERS!
By Kylie
Spannered
(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.

"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"
By Tommy