OMG I jus drank that whole bottle of wine myself - I've never been this steamboated!!!! CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!
By Yettie
Steamboated
The term for when you've consumed that much alcohol you think you can actually see Bob Marley in a hula skirt singing 'Baby it's cold outside'. The highest state of intoxication.
Jo: I went to a house party last night and necked a bottle of tequila. I was steamboated.
Bob: Good Times.
Jo: Yeah, til I thought my boyfriend was getting off with the wall and i battered it, and broke four fingers.
Bob: Bad times.
By Jere
Steamboat
While suffering from acute flatulence, stick your ass in a girls breasts and fart. Related to the motorboat. Not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer.
When you are wearing a turtleneck sweater and you fart, the fart gasses will travel up your pants, up your sweater, and exit through the turtle-neck opening at the top of your shirt. The turtle neck acts similar to a funnel on a steamboat (aka steamship, steamer).
After finishing a two-pound burrito and leaving the restaurant in his turtleneck, Javier was farting so much he resembled a paddle steamboat traveling down the Mississippi.
By Anstice
Steamboat
To get completely, hopelessly and utterly drunk or "off yer face". Words and phrases of the same definition include "steaming", or "getting boats".
"i cant believe i shagged that fat trout last night, i was fucking steamboated"
By Gerti
Steamboat
The act of taking a hit of weed then going under water and blowing out all the smoke. The bubbles will then pop at the surface of the water and smoke will come out resembeling a steamboat.
Randy: Bill you'll never believe what happened last night at Joey's house.
Bill: What the hell happened man?
Randy: We were all in the hot tub smoking some white widow and i looked over at waka and he was doing the mother fucking steamboat.
