Quizmaster: "What's the only anagram you can make of PERMEATIONS?"
Know-all "Is that a real word? I've never heard of it!"
Fellow"That's a
stoot"
"Professor Jonathon Bloggsworth can't be important because I've
never heard of him"
"That's such a stoot"
"There's loads of free e-books on Audible"
"Don't you mean the
Gutenberg project? I've never heard of Audible"
"That's a real stoot"