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Define Suck Eggs Meaning

Suck Eggs
1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'

1) Jimmy applied to law school, but after a dismal score on the entrance exam he realized he was going to suck eggs. 2) Johnny asked Alesa to the prom, but after that stupid prank he pulled at the homecoming dance, she told him to go suck eggs.
By Alyson
Suck Eggs
Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.

"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"
By Martina
Sucking Eggs
Another way to say you suck balls

Anthony is an egg sucker he loves sucking eggs
By Cicily
Suck Eggs
Typically used to replace “fuck off” and especially effective when showing your ring finger and middle finger together.

Go ‘suck eggs’ mate.
By Desiri
Suck Egg
Telling someone to suck on a egg, only the word egg. As they will look stupid sucking a egg.

Suck egg ali
By Chelsea
You Suck Eggs
meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head

god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!
By Jacintha
Teaching Grandma To Suck Eggs
Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"
By Angelita
Break'em From Sucking Eggs
A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.

Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .

"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"

A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs
By Carlita
Suck An Egg
Variation of "Fuck off" or "whatever".

Tom: You cant play this game for shit.

Brian: Go suck an egg.
By Timmi
Suck An Egg
Why are you looking up the meaning of sucking an egg, you disappointment.

Little Johnny: Suck an egg buddy boy.
Carl: *Sucks an egg*
KFC Colonel: *dies*
By Judie