Define That How I Roll Meaning

How I Roll
A justification for how someone behaves

Brendan: Hey Rob, why are you at a 20% in science?
Rob: Because I don't hand in any homework
Brendan: Why?
Rob: Because that's how I roll.
By Korella
That's How I Roll
What someone would say to insinuate that it was their style, or that it was the way they usually do things.

Yo man so did you already hit it or what?

Yeah, you know that's how I roll.
By Correy
That's Not How I Roll
1. That's not how I act.

2. That's not what I like.

Man: Hey, you wanna go spank my ass?
Other Man: Whoa dude, that's not how I roll.
By Leanor
That's How I Roll
That is how I like to do things.

I know I'm always wearing a bathrobe but that's how I roll.
By Melany
How I Roll

-you always carry around $5000 in cash?
-yeah, that's how i roll

-did you just kick that guy's ass because he looked at your girl?
-you know, that's how i roll
By Cassandry
How I Roll
A completely arbitrary and pathetic way to excuse any sort of behavior. By defining an action or ideal as "how you roll", you make whatever you're describing perfectly acceptable to any and all audiences. After all, it's how you roll.

Girl: Hey, what's wrong with you, grabbing a stranger's boobs in public?
Guy: Sorry, it's just how I roll.
Girl: Okay, that's fine then.
By Aime
"That's How I Roll,"
The phrase used in response to a question you do not know how to answer

"Dude, what the fuck! Joe totally just told me you threw a watermelon at Julie's head on Saturday? Why would you even do that!?"

"That's how I roll,"

"Fair do's,"
By Allx
That's How I Roll
A phrase used to defer responsibility, akin to "it is what it is". Usually used when someone's behavior is questioned, or when someone wants to brag about something they are subconciously not proud of.

Q: "So you tapped his girlfriend, and then when he found out...YOU kicked HIS ass!?!??"

A: "Fool shoulda known....That's how I roll."
By Eydie
[that's How I Roll]
popularized by Jack Black in his "Anchorman" cameo after he punts Baxter off the bridge.
it means "that's how I do things, if you don't like it, too bad. I am an independent person and I scoff at your preconceived notions of society."

Ron Burgundy: "wait, what are you doing?!"
(Jack Black punts Baxter, Ron's dog, off the bridge)
Jack: "That's how I roll"
By Liana
That's How I Roll
That's how I do it.... or that's the way that I do it.

*uck some labor...I take my ride through the wash, that's how I roll.
By Donelle