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Define The Cactus Meaning

Cactus
A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.

That cactus shanked me
By Vivian
Cactus
dead, not functioning

"this bloody washing machine is cactus"
By Faith
Cactus
The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.

I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.
By Flor
Cactus
A Cactus is just an office plant but deadlier. A Cactus uses others in their workplace as collateral damage in order to gain their bosses approval. A cactus has no limits in throwing the number of colleagues under the bus but generally singles out 1 certain colleague who is already not in favour with the said boss.

Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.
By Jilli
Cactus
the most fucking amazing plant ever

I'm a cactus
By Fionnula
Cactus
A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.
By Sandra
Cactus
A child-friendly way of swearing.

person: That is such bull-cactus!
By Pattie
Cactus
Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.

Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."

Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"

Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."
By Chandra
Cactus
a vagina covered in stubble

My penis got tore up by that catus last night
By Bethany
Cactus
A spikey plant found commonly in deserts. Cacti when refering to more than one.

You walk into the desert an there are fairly tall green spikey plants, these are cacti. A cactus on it's own in a desert is near impossible.
By Aida