a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian
highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe
ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle
crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
american tourist1:'hahaha,
lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet
kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just
bitch smacked my ass!'