Define The Jensen Meaning

In This Jensen
A word pertaining to the current place you are located. It is very popular in Indian Trail (The ITL), NC

"We gonna pitch a bitch in this jensen!"

"All my bros are in this jensen!"

"We gonna get some burr (beer) in this jensen!"
By Edeline
Jensened
From the verb "to jensen". Definition - screwed up, to do irreperable damage, to be clueless, a complete mess, to screw up everyone's day because of your actions.

"Oh that's real nice - you really Jensened me this time."
"This is all Jensened, I'm taking a lunch."
"You reallllly Jensened it up."
"Please try not to Jensen me, I'm havin a good day so far."
By Lula
Jensen
A guy who is really into computer games and loves CSGO

That dude is such a Jensen
By Noami
Jensen
An annoying, smart, weird, guy who likes to be with his friends and will sometimes talk to his crush, he's great boyfriend material.

OMG He is such a Jensen
By Robbyn
Jensen
Jensen's are beautiful and talented people, very smart and would always be there for you. Usually have really hot boyfriends (but not according to there best friends). Very smart, Usualy 90% avreage (even though they aren't). Loyal to their friends, especially their best friends. Can be loyal in a relashionship, and will never cheat. Aren't generally the types to say "i love you," unless they truthfully mean it. Jensen's are the types of general females to not be comfortable with how they look or how they are, even though they are wonderful.

Jensen, beautiful, talented, smart, loyal, wonderful, female, truthful.
By Stepha
THE JENSEN

By Judith
Jensen
A sandwich made from the butt-end of the bread with one piece of meat. Usually consumed when there's nothing else to eat and you're really hungover.

Man I drank way too much last night, I need a Jensen.
By Guendolen
Jensen
The most beautiful girl you will lay your eyes on. Jensens tend to be artistically adept and extremely smart. They also tend to have a striking sense of humour and charisma. If you meet a Jensen, consider yourself one of the lucky few.

"Wow, who is that amazing girl?"
"That's Jensen, gotta love her."
By Prisca
Jensen
To fax your own penis through a fax machine.

By Patrice
Jensen
A Jensen is a girl who is beautiful. wonderful, amazing, and sweet. She is one of the best people you'll ever meet because she cares and is such a good friend, to everyone! She hates scary movies, but loves using her pedophile face. A Jensen is someone you need to be friends with.

Person 1- "Who is that girl using that creepy pedophile face?"
Person 2- "Thats a Jensen!"

Person 1- "Jensen is so sweet!"
Person 2- "I know, I'm glad I'm her friend!"
By Violet