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Define The Stache Meaning

Stache
a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.
By Tommy
Staching
the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since
By Mallorie
Staching
The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.
By Maible
Stach
short for statutory rapist

-Pat:"hey wanna go check out the highschool girls volleyball game today"
Julian:"Fuckin stach"

-Juans tryin to get at Ryans underage cousin, what a stach
By Daisi
'stache
Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.

- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.
By Lydia
'Stache
Short for "mustache/moustache".

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.
By Becca
Stache
A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.
By Joann
Stached
The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.

That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.
By Maureen
Stache
a moustache.

one a dude's face.
By Elyn
Stache
Something that is wicked cool, beyond uber sweetness. Something that is so cool that there is nothing to describe it except the word Stache.

That man is so stache!

Today was the stachiest day in my life!
By Francene