Define The Welder Meaning

Welder
A man who welds metals together using one of the most hardest skill sets.

One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.

Jim- Hey mark, isn't james a welder?
Mark- Yeah, thats one bad some-bitch right there.
By Elwira
The Welder
When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.

I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.
By Kimmi
Welder
An individual who does precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I dont care if the prints says it works. I'm the damn welder and I say it dont fit
By Hilliary
Welder
A combat weapon in Natural-Selection used to heat up aliens to very high tempatures to annoy them.

Marine: DIE ONOS!!!111
Onos: Stop that. *chomp*
By Luise
Welder
A non-combat weapon in the mod WordNatural-SelectionWord who people use to repair structures or close/open certain areas.

Marine - Comm give me a welder plz
Alien - They have welded this vent, were fucked
By Renata
Welder
A no count, knee pad wearing, child support dodgin truck trashing barroom bully who can't pass a f****** test to be An inspector☆☆☆

hell no I ain't a welder I don't suck dick or play with Barbies either
By Lexis
The Welder
When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.
By Cherin
Pipe Welder
Pipe welders are men that attract women not on looks or personality but by the massive cock bulge they have in there jeans

Susan- Mary my husband has a small dick and can't eat pussy to save his life what should I do?

Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...

Susan- a pipe welder? But why?

Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.

Cdp 11 10 90
By Amie
Welder's Bench
Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.
By Fiona
Wall Welder
An individual who is glued or, “welded” to the wall at the party or function. This individual is overall isolated and disassociated from the event.

“I’m having a party this saturday, there better not be any wall welders coming”
Please stop being a wall welder and join the party”
By Xenia