A vodka phenomenon, where
significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have
teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.
After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the
men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of
Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in
the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.
