Define Twain Meaning

Twain
A very furry vagina. A vagina so hairy that is vaguely resembles Mark Twain's hair-do.

Birdie went down to Jenny's to get some twain.

By Michelina
Twain
to cause physical harm to ones self while masterbating.

I really twained my hamstring yesterday.
By Roxanna
TWAIN
Technical term realting to devices such as scanners attached to computers.
TWAIN stands for
Technology Without An Interesting Name.
No shit.

And now we'll just grab that picture from the mag via your twain scanner.
By Celine
Twaine
The baddest Jamaican younger out here. Straight outta Peckham. Nobody can chat to him. Gyal love him of.

Is your name Twaine
By Candice
TWAIN
of taiwan, tawny. is a legend, wise, knowledgable, omni present.

-that guy twain has knowlegde,lets go get mashup
- yer, mashup!! -props!!!
By Joya
Twain

Judy won't leave me alone, shes such a fucking twain.
Stop being such a twain.
Bonnie-"Mommy! Suzy called me a twain!!". Mom- " You are a twain"
By Sallyanne
Twaining
To publish under a pseudonym like Mark Twain.

I am totally Twaining this tumblr page, it is way to personal.
By Beitris
Twain
The length of your buttcrack spanning from your asshole to the small of your back.

My Twain was chaffed because my thong underwear was too small.
By Juliette
Twain
An insult used to insinuate that an opinion does not matter or hold credence.

The term is derived from the phrase "my two cents" in an attempt to use sarcasm and irony to convey the lack of personal interest the speaker of the word holds for another's opinion.

"Nobody respects your twain garbage"

"Thank you for sharing your twain *sarcasm*, now I am going to go and do something that is useful"

"Keep your twain to yourself"
By Bibi
Twain
The rather obvious portmanteaus of brain + Twitter. To communicate directly via the brain's electrical impulses through Twitter. Reference:
Brain-Twitter project offers hope to paralyzed .

He can't phone me because he's quadriplegic, so he's twaining me.
By Kellsie