Define Vlasic Meaning

Vlasic
a type of pickle. you know, the annoying commercials with the little girls eating pickles... I guess they think that they can easily attract an audience of pedofiles. commercials usually contain a loud crunching sound when a bite is taken. oh, and the pelican/goose/bird thing has a strange accent.

"vlasic. the tastiest crunch i've ever heard"
or more like "i've ever hoyed"
By Fiann
Vlasic
to hang upside down and jerk-off into your mouth.

Franco really knows how to vlasic. Not only did he teach me, we did a double-vlasic on the monkey bars.
By Davina
Vlasic
The process of soaking one's nuts in pickle juice just before oral sex.

Man I really gave her the Vlasic last night.
By Allissa
Vlasic Penis
A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.

Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?
By Hetti
Vlasic Classic
A word some stupid fag tried turning into a gay sex term.

Only a perv would accept the original Urban Dictionary definition of Vlasic Classic. Stupid faggot millennial.
By Emmalee
Blanka Vlasic
Blanka is a Croatian high jumper and current world champion.
Her personal best jump at 2.07m is also the national record and was set on August 07, 2007.
She was named after Casablanca.

Blanka Vlasic is a great high jumper!
By Magdalen
Its Vlasic
1. something for a stupid and redonculous answer.

2. some thing to piss off a lesbian teacher.

3. something a "shitler" would try to say.

1. what is you name? ITS VLASIC

2. what is 1-69= ummm vlasic????

3. guess what said the shitler?? what said the hot sexy trio joe jared and justin? ITS VLASIC said the shitler!!! jared said with him cummy mouth open no body likes you!
By Lyn
Vlasicate
1. Verb- to accidentally impregnate someone.

2. Verb- when two people have sex and accidental impregnation occurs.

3. Noun- the product of a vlasication; the offspring that resulted from a vlasication.

-Dude, I was going down on her when the condom broke and I vlasicated her.

-Last night there was a small mishap and we vlasicated... uh-oh..

-We never told our son that he was a vlasicate from crazy restaurant sex.
By Robby
Vlasic Classic
When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.

"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."
By Terra