Define Wiffness Meaning

Wiff
To just barely miss the intended goal. To make a mistake, but being very close to actually achieving the intended objective.

I wiffed the shot - it hit the post of the goal.

I wiffed question three on the exam. I forgot to carry the one in the math.

The sniper just wiffed the tin can with his bullet.
By Caryl
Wiffness
Someone you call upon (usually a friend) to check for odors when you are unsure.

Hey bro i need a wiffness, is my breath good?
By Oralie
Wiff
1-American Ghetto version of the word "With"
2- Illiterate way to say the word "with"

I was bein so in luv dat I jus wanted to be wiff her yo
By Lorine
The WIFF
An incompetant co-worker who believes that Non-Fat Milk is Soy milk, and her "favorite". She believes that Orange Mango Naked Juices come in the Green, Super C packaging for the heck of it, and practically is the definition of a Joan Clever housewife who thought getting a job was "Fun".

She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.

You've been Wiffed is a common statement.

The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.

"Would you like a desert?"
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"

"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.

UGH!

By Phillis
Wiff

Sorry, I'm rather wiff right now. I haven't showered in a week.
By Louise
Wiff
1. Jemanden begleiten
2. An einer Sache teilnehmen
eng. "with"

"Wer ist heute Abend wiff?"

"Wo bist du, was machst du, gehn wir raus?"
"Wiff"

Adrian: Wer kommt mit aufs Boot?
Dennis: Wär ich wiff
By Toby
Wiff
Short for weird friends forever, similar to the term biff.

Instead of being biffs, Amanda and Stan are wiffs.
By Joell
WIFF
An acronym for "What In The Flying Fuck"

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm pregnant.

Parents: WIFF
By Cathrin
Wiff
To ejaculate into one's own mouth.

The dude in that porn we watched last night totally wiffed in his MOUTH! GROSS!
Noah wiffs himself all the time.
By Teddy
Wiff
a cute way of say with

Why won't you play wiff me?
By Kimberlee