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No Vaseline
The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;

"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"
By Andromache
No Vaseline
A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.

"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube
By Inge
Vaseline
The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.

Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!
By Marcile
No Vaseline
Being screwed over in a really bad way by another person or organisation

Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service

Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.

Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
By Ronna
The Vaselines
The Vaselines are a punk rock band from Scotland in the late 1980's that heavily influenced Nirvana

"Gun, gun, son of a gun, you are the only one, and no one else will take my place."
By Ninon
Vaseline
The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself.

Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when they get head from dry mouths
By Martelle
With No Vaseline
Expression which mean, you gonna show, do something or teach someone a lesson, the hard way.

Robert -What really happened between you and my girlfriend last night?
Patrick -Ok, since you wanna know, i'm gonna tell you the truth with no vaseline.

Marc -You can't beat me in Batllefield 2
James -Oh yeah? let's play right now, i'm going to frag you with no vaseline.

By Wilone
Vaseline
Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.

Vaseline is a lubriant for masturbation.
By Marguerite
No Vaseline
When a nigga takes dick in the asshole without lube.

A nigga just had a no Vaseline for racks bro.
By Lindsy
Vaseline
The wonderful petroleum jelly that peeps love to use for their crusty dusty knees or grodi lil lips.

Ayy Malika, boi you need some vaseline for them ashy knees.
By Hannah