Define Woodwork Meaning

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration

The place women come out of when they realize you're single and successful.

Term for the uprights (goal posts) and crossbar in football (soccer). Taken from the days when the goal structure was made from wood.

The 'underground'; refers to ilegal activity.

Someone who gives great head.

How you make stuff when you don't have a welder.

To get it in; A male referring to having sex with a female.

a random person, hence, they came out of the woodwork.

Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.

1) A common expression used in football (soccer) by commentators to say that the ball has hit the frame of the goal, so the player has come close, but not scored.

2) When you 'pull' someone (1st base or higher) but you don't have sex with them.