While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an
oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench,
play possum and keep
the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of
my buddy's girlfriend
badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his
futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.