You Are The Shit

Sarcastic phrase use to define someone who is retarded with out offending that person.

It can be use for anyone or anything.

Example:
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit" (You can add "Mr. President" on the End to sound more appropriate)

By Erica

You Are The Shit

Sarcastic phrase use to define someone who is retarded with out offending that person.

People usually get confused "You are the Shit" with "You are the Greatest" but haven't live long enough to know the real roots of the Term. "They are the Shit" too.

Example:
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is a Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit"

Most likely they won't get the sarcasm and will respond "Yes, I am".

By Melva

You Piece Of Shit

A phrase aimed at offending the piece of shit to whom it was directed.

Stop eating so much you piece of shit.

By Amalee

You @#$%&! Piece Of Shit!

Whoever I want to call it.

My asshole can riverstomp better than "You @#$%&! piece of shit!

By Florella

You Can't Shine Shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

By Christabella

When You Jizz On Shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog

When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit

By Wylma

You Gotta Be Shitting Me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

By Dari

Fuck You And Your Shit

The purpose of saying this in meaning will tell your victim that they should fuck them selves and their shit is fuck.

Nice kid fuck you and your shit

By Eula

You Are Shit

You are the worst kind of person; you should not be on the face of this earth

An insult that is used to insult people.

Guy 1: You are shit

Guy 2: Aw shit man!

By Zsa Zsa

You Scared The Shit Out Of Me

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.

Ohhh , you scared the shit out of me

By Lissy

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