Define A Warm Welcome Meaning

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.

asexual act where a man is about to ejaculate and runs to his patner(who is not expecting it) and ejaculates in her pussy.

The act of hugging someone tight and then urinating in your pants.

A sexual act where during a 69 session, the male farts and then uses his leg to put his partner into a headlock forcing her/him to bask in the sulphuric glory that is his flatulence. This preferably happens under a blanket

A warm welcome is when you go to the master bathroom,turn off the water to the toilet,flush all the water out,take a dump,wipe your ass,then put the used paper between the pages of a magazine,or trashcan.turn the water back on,turn on the heater,and lock the door behind you.

To unexpectedly leak in ones trousers

The act of farting while simultaneously sitting on a toilet. The air becomes pressurized in the bowl and blows through your legs and up into your face. Essentially Farting into your own face. Creating the effect of a warm welcome to the throne.

the act of shooting sperm on a random person

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob