Define Doorknob Meaning

Doorknob

Known for being illegal to lick on other planets

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob

By Karena

Doorknob

Someone who has frequent sex, with anyone who will stoop low enough to fuck them, regardless of physical appearance and/or hygiene.

"So I heard you're dating that new waitress..."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."

By Cherey

Doorknob

A complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about anything.

A: that new song by greenday is awesome!
D: whats greenday
A: you're such a doorknob sometimes

By Ezmeralda

Doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

By Jenine

Doorknob

Someone who is a doorknob is someone where everybody gets a turn. Do you see?

"That Natalie Peake is a right doorknob!"

By Carolynn

Doorknob

A mechanical device that secures hinged doors, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

I sure am glad that my door has a doorknob so bad guys can't get in my house.

By Laryssa

Doorknob

(noun)
1. Term to describe your basic slut; with a doorknob, everyone typically gets a turn.

"What a doorknob- she went through the entire football team like a full nfl season in one weekend!!"

By Meggie

Doorknob

a nickname for a male who accidentally grabs another male's genitals when he slips and falls

Jack- "Hey look it's doorknob!"

Bob- "Why did you call Tommy doorknob?"

Jack- "Dude, you didn't hear?"

Bob- "No, what?!"

Jack- "When Tommy fell in the showers yesterday he accidentally grabbed Tim's junk!"

Bob- (laughs) "Fucking doorknob..."

By Darleen

Doorknob

A stupid person.

He's such a doorknob; he can't even add 2+2 together and he's in college!

By Brinna

Doorknob

A male person who is used to open other doorways for poeple, and then they get left behind. Like a huge tool

OMG, man that jake is a doorknob, sophie uses him and slams him shutlike a door every time!

That kid is a complete doorknob!!

By Gabi