Define Aleks Meaning

Aleks
the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don't. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.

did you do all your aleks minutes?

no.

good for you.
By Inesita
Aleks
a daddy who will fuck you like no other. he’s gonna treat you well girl;). he’s kind, sweet, and patience. he’s extremely adorable and cute not to mention also a hottie. k&a forever bitches

person 1: so how was aleks

person2: he was so amazing last night and a total sweetheart
By Carmon
Aleks
very racist and offensive man who can rape other people and is unpopular

p1: wow u know Aleks

p2: yer is a racist cunt, fucking hate him
By Quinn
Aleks
A guy who is a manwhore, a cheater, and an all out asshole. He also sleeps with any of his girlfriends' sisters, cousins, or step-sisters.

However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.

Aleks: I'm so f*cking frustrated right now.

Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?

Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.

Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...

Aleks: I will not have sex with you!

Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
By Kirsteni
Aleks
Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. You know that you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or girlfriends tits. If not cleaned immediately the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.

"...And honey... Make sure to clean up your Aleks before you leave for school! No one likes a crusty Aleks!"
"But mom....."
By Sherill
Aleks
Aleks’s can be smart and nice when you are on their good side. They are smartasses but great friends. They will fight for you and stand up for you no matter what. They are also not the best at texting.

Person 1: that guy was really nice

Person 2: must have been an Aleks
By Rosabel
Alekness
a person that is so incredibly hot, and is really cocky. but its a good thing. that person is very self confident. and that person has an afloda.

wow. that guy has alot of alekness
By Charlean
Alek
A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an alek, you should be thankful that you've met him!

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was alek?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an alek!
By Carmela
Alek
a term used to describe a man with a big penis

Person 1: "Did you see his penis? It's huge!"

Person 2: "Ya, he's pretty alek."
By Francyne
Alek
Alek Is The Heterosexual Way Of Spelling Alec.

Person One: "Sooo...How do you spell your name?"
"With A 'C' right?"

Person Two: "Fuck No, Im Not Gay"

Person One: "Ohhhh...Ok, So 'Alek'"
By Giustina