A song that, when played at a club, party, or anywhere else, is effectively like blowing a dog
whistle. Only instead of dogs, it immediately draws every
fat girl directly to the
dance floor to shake their fat-asses around, believing that the song is giving them permission to do so, and that everyone somehow wants to see it.
When I heard the opening lyrics to "Baby Got Back" being played, I
rushed away from the dance floor to avoid the inevitable rush of
fatties and the resulting
nausea that would be induced in most guys as the cows blissfully shook their asses around.
