Drunk. Other terms which mean 'drunk' are: intoxicated, pissed, smashed, Oliver Twist (rhyming slang), potted, soused, in your cups,
off the wagon, slaughtered, hammered, wasted, shit-faced, squiffy, legless,
sozzled, plastered, sloshed, inebriated, tipsy,
tiddly, paralytic, tanked up, on the booze, on the piss, on the sauce
Wife: "You were the one who ended up blotto last night and introduced your dinner to the 'welcome' mat. You can wash it and then
wring it out".
Man: "Right now
I feel like it's my brain that needs
wringing out".