Define Bmp Meaning

Bmp
bmp means to “bless my phone” which often means to send nudes to someone, most guys use it on girls

branden: aye you gonna bmp tonight?
loni: yea i’ll think about it
By Delila
Bmp

in my opinion, he is a bit of a goof bmp
By Raphaela
Bmp
1.an acronim standing for "Buff My Pickle" can also be used in deferent forms ie.-buffed my pickle or buffing my pickle

2.buff my pickle(pickle refering to a dick,cock,or penis)

3.vulgar term-equivialent to "suck my dick"

4.often used by nerds when playing an online game to insult a recently defeated enemy or foe.

5.a way of showing that you are superior to someone in every way

1.owned!!bmp!!
2.this bitch knew she wanted to bmp!!
3.my girl totally bmp last night.
4.i just killed you!!!bmp,bitch!!!
By Philipa
Bmp
also short for Bad Mental Picture

"NPR was talking about a woman who died on the toilet, fell onto her space heater, and melted-"

"ugh, BMP!"
By Cathee
Bmp

Everyone in college is always watching that bmp, disgusting!
By Ilsa
Bmp
bmp referring to Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel who has a massive penis

"wow when i had bmp in me it felt good!"

All Tom Kaulitz could think of was bmp when he was jacking off.

fan girl 1:"bmp is mine"

fan girl 2:"no it is mine"

fan girl 3:"come on i think we could share bmp"

fan girl 1:"no no no no he is mine"
By Agnella
BMP
Banging my pants, also known as bmp is popular internet slang used in the 1960s. It's commonly replaced with lmao, lmfao, rofl and lol. This term was popularised on social media like 4chan, reddit, tumblr and facebook.
The first recorded time of bmp was when Lebron James said "I'm bmp'ing right now!" after lebron james' teammate made the infamous joke "What do you call a basketball that never misses. IT'S NOT A bASkEtBaLl!"

"What do you call friends who love math? ALGEBROS!" JOKE is so good, bmp!!!
By Zara
BMP
An image file format supported by many programs, including Microsoft Paint. BMP (which comes from the word "bitmap"), is intended for offline use, since BMPs tend to be large in size.

BMPs are not for the web!
By Desiri
BMP
Stands for brushing my pants. Similar to smh in use but for intellectuals.

"hey man I forgot my wallet at the house"
"Bmp you're an idiot"
By Dniren
BMP
Used instead of lmao, rofl, pmp, lol, or lmfao. Popular internet slang, often used in casual conversations.

Person "says something funny" other person "bmp"
By Sheena