Define Ceiling Fan Meaning

Ceiling Fan
A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.

I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.
By Oralie
Ceiling Fan
a ceiling fan is someone who whirls around and speaks fast but is highly annoying because they never shut up

dude, your girlfriend is such a ceiling fan
By Ardelia
Ceiling Fan
A machine on the ceiling used to move air or heat down to where the person is standing. It can also help cut energy costs by 40% in the winter and 10% in the summer.

I want to cut my energy costs by buying a ceiling fan.
By Rhetta
Ceiling Fan
a girl 7/31.

Origin: The string.

not tonight dear, I am a ceiling fan.
By Issy
Ceiling Fan
A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan

By Chantal
Ceiling Fan
A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.

Billy said a bad word?! Better strap him to the Ceiling Fan
By Berthe
Ceiling Fan
When a woman ties five men together with their backs facing a common center, then ties all of them to the ceiling, then proceeds to spin them around in a circle, making their dicks hit her face in rapid succession, similar to the blades of a ceiling fan.

Boy: Everytime i walk into my house after school, my mom is playing with the ceiling fan, but i can never figure out how to turn it off...
By Hollyanne
The Ceiling Fan
When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!
By Terra
Ceiling Fan
A fan but with a twist. It’s on your ceiling.

I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell
By Clara
Ceiling Fans
1) Wheels for a car that spin, a.k.a SPINNERS

DAmn, he rollin' with ceiling fans.
By Kaitlyn