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COVID Test
A modern spin on a much loved classic. Ask her to open her mouth and say “ahhhhhhh” and then ram your cock down her throat and rub it on her tonsils. When you’re about to cum, whip it out and cum up her nose.

James- “Met a girl last night and gave her a cheeky COVID test”

Borat- “very nice, I like”
By Nesta
Ghetto COVID Test
When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.

Yo homeboy just gave me the Ghetto COVID Test, turns out I'm negative!
By Ardith
Chinese Covid Test
Sticking someone or something in a butt.

“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test”
By Engracia
Covid Test Related Mufflegag
That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.

I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!
By Teresita
Home COVID Test
Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.
By Leta
Delaware COVID-19 Test
Whenever medical professionals test you for COVID-19, but instead of using swab stick, they inject a penis up your nose for better results and faster recovery.

John: I’m having symptoms of corona virus
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware

John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different
By Piper
Covid Test
When A Male Sticks His Penis into the females Mouth then sticks it into her nose

I GAVE SAMUEL A COVID TEST LAST NIGHT
By Giustina
The Covid Test
It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"
By Cassie
The Covid Test
Where by some drops an absolute stinker and you can either smell it or you can’t, meaning if you can smell it, you don’t have COVID.

“I’ve just farted and it’s awful, if you have 2 sniff of that, you’re a greedy bastard” “I can’t smell anything” you need to go for the Covid test then!
By Fidelia
The Covid Test
A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.

Oh please give me "The Covid Test" daddy
By Maighdiln