Chad: Hey, you like Jasmine right? Why don't you tell her f-f?
Me: No dude! I left my balls in my mom's basement.
Michelle: Hey, I need to tell you something important.
Me: Sure, what is it?
Michelle: I can't. I have to tell you f-f.
Me:
-___- Is it about John again?
Michelle: ...Yea
Me:
F you, you know I've had feelings for you too. You
dense motherfucker