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Define Finger Knuckle Meaning

Finger Knuckle
Pertaining to the appearance of Terry Nutkins' hand after an otter called Edal bit off his fingers. Not to be confused with Beadle hand.

A crap non-scary animal bit off my fingers, so now I have a finger knuckle.
By Lucilia
Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle
Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."
By Juliana
Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle
a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.

I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle
By Jere
The Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle On The One-eyed, Blue-veined, Purple-headed, Custard-chucking, Salty Yogurt Slinger.
Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.
By Pennie
The Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle On The One-eyed, Blue-veined, Purple-headed, Custard-chucking, Salty Yogurt Slinger
Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
By Barbi
The Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle On The One-eyed, Blue-veined, Purple-headed, Custard-chucking, Salty Yogurt Slinger.
fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often
By Ansley
The Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle On The One-eyed, Blue-veined, Pink-headed, Custard-chucking, Salty Yogurt Slinger
The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car
By Arlyne
The Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle On The One-eyed, Blue-veined, Purple-headed, Custard-chucking, Salty Yogurt Slinger.
masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
By Catha
The Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle On The One-eyed, Blue-veined, Purple-headed, Custard-chucking, Salty Yogurt Slinger.
beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.
By Malia