Define Glutes Meaning

ass cheeks
gluteous maixmous
someones ass

A shortened version of Gluteous Maximous - your butt muscles

An affectinate name for a person with coeliac disease (allergic to gluten/wheat). The word derives from the fact that their meals must be gluten free.
Gluten - Glute
The word was first popularised in Newcastle, Australia.

French word for 'booze'. Can define any type of beer.

noun - the instrument used to poot

The biggest fucking thing you will fucking see. Ginger's Glutes are fucking huge, nearly as big as his mum's tits which are astronomically huge.

For one to take their hands in between their Gluteus Maximus and pull their cheeks apart. Typically done on bodybuilding stages. Tristyn Lee is the one who formulated this posing routine. Phil Heath did it on stage in 2018 which sparked its huge success in bodybuilding.

Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .

Someone that is born with only one butt cheek. This leads to an inability to sit upright or ride a bicycle. A painful affliction found mainly in the developing nations of the world. The Uni-Glute Foundation strives to help the afflicted through their Project Full Moon campaigns seen on late night TV with such taglines as "We can fix your can" and "Splitting ends for a Brighter Future". Also known as Tippers or UniGlutes.