GPT- Gay People Time
Similar to
Black People Time in that we are always late, however with the gays we are usually
running late because we need to pluck that extra
eyebrow hair or brush our teeth twice. We end up looking fabulous and no one really cares that we are a half hour late because it is expected.
Kate (on the phone with Joe): Meet us at the bar at
1030.
Alicia: I thought we were going at 11?
Kate:
Shhh! Joe runs on GPT. he always ends up
running late, so 11 will be perfect for him.
Alicia: GPT?
Kate: Gay People Time, duh!