Define Groat Meaning

Groat

lil christ is the groat
By Paule
Groat
Verb. To finger a lady's pussy. Looking for a g-spot with two fingers.
Groated-past tense.

guy 1 - Last night i groated this girl so hard she yelled for her mother. Then after the groating we moved to oral. It was fucking amazing.

guy 2 - Ya I am going to pick up a chick and bring her home, then groat her hard. All for just a one-night-stand.
By Wenona
Groat

girl #1-last nights some creep put his finger up my vagina and it felt so good

girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u
By Elsa
Groat

I saw my wife with some tweezers pulling out groats from her chin.
By Pearla
Groat
the growth on the elbow which you keep picking at until eventuallt the growth comes off. but what you dont realise is that it grows back.
but stronger and more stealthy than last time. and you pick it off again until it consumes you.
its a great way to spend an afternoon.

id love to do something today but i gotta groat

i cant come into work, ive been groated

for the love of groat
By Ardyth
Groat
The combination of a groan and bloat.

"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."
By Estrellita
Groat
The art or practice of staring longingly at somebody elses food, in order to get some yourself.

Stop looking at my coffee in this cup YOU BIG FAT GROATER

Attention all groaters: KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF
By Annabell
Groated
Combination of gross and bloated, generally associated with menstrual ailments.

I can't go out tonight, I feel groated.
By Caitrin
Groats
Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.

Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)

Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
By Michele
Groats
Another way of saying "Gross". To be nasty and or disturbing in several ways. (derived from groaty)

"Dag gon, That lady wears the same spandex leggings and jean skirt EVERYDAY of the year..that's groats!"

By Anderea