Groats - Thick Dictionary | Define Meaning

Groats

Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.

Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)

Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.

By Melania

Groats

Another way of saying "Gross". To be nasty and or disturbing in several ways. (derived from groaty)

"Dag gon, That lady wears the same spandex leggings and jean skirt EVERYDAY of the year..that's groats!"

By Alecia

Groat

The combination of a groan and bloat.

"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."

By Brunhilda

Groat

greatest rapper of all time!

lil christ is the groat

By Mitzi

Groat

Verb. To finger a lady's pussy. Looking for a g-spot with two fingers.
Groated-past tense.

guy 1 - Last night i groated this girl so hard she yelled for her mother. Then after the groating we moved to oral. It was fucking amazing.

guy 2 - Ya I am going to pick up a chick and bring her home, then groat her hard. All for just a one-night-stand.

By Corrina

Groat

The art or practice of staring longingly at somebody elses food, in order to get some yourself.

Stop looking at my coffee in this cup YOU BIG FAT GROATER

Attention all groaters: KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF

By Modesty

Groated

Combination of gross and bloated, generally associated with menstrual ailments.

I can't go out tonight, I feel groated.

By Odelinda

Groat

to put a finger up a vagina

girl #1-last nights some creep put his finger up my vagina and it felt so good

girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u