Define Hassell Meaning

Hassell

your a hassell
By Blakeley
Hassel
A way of life; A spirit that has affected the lives of several people.

"He made the sickest catch i have ever seen so i hasseled him."
By Cecil
Hassel
A Hassel is very outgoing, super smart, and loves to party. When it gets around 2 a.m. she gets super strange. She enjoys hanging out with her friends, and she is usually the life of the party. All of her friends want her to be their sister, because she is already like one. All the guys want to date her, but she is only into guys who are smart and aren't perverted. Hassel's always pick her friends over any guy. A Hassel is just all around awesome, and everyone should have a Hassel.

Who should I invite to the party tomorrow?
Dude, definately Hassel!
Psh, she was the first one I invited!

Wow, who is that girl?
Oh, that's Hassel.
Wow, she is amazing! I want her.
Sorry, she is taken. Lucky guy.
No kidding!

I think I am going to ask out Hassel for a date tomorrow.
She is going to a party tomorrow with her friends.
........Maybe I should wait till next week.
Good idea, bro.
By Doralia
Hassel
She is funny but she will hypnotize you with her beauty in three minutes she will have you wrapped in her finger she is also very caring and loves exotic animals as she is the most exotic girl you will meet she has an accent

By Yovonnda
Hassel
She’s an interesting person she will intrigue you and hypnotize you with her brown/hazel eyes she’s funny and caring but yet intelligent and interesting you will never be bored of her but be careful because although she’s a fiesty one she’s also quite Fragile

By Raynell
Hassel Hair

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary
By Clare
Hassel To The Hoff
David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.

By Kirsti
Don't Hassel The Hoff
Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...
By Tammy
Hassel Elf Clause
Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.

No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.
By Ddene
Brandon Hassel
A guy who constantly fails at interviews. A basic bitch nigga who sit at the bottom feeding off others droppings

Damn I heard you Brandon Hassel your interview
By Jenn