Define Holy Dick Meaning

Holy Dick
An expression of surprise or shock, much like "Holy Shit" but made much classier by the reference of male genitalia

Thing 1: BOO!
Thing 2: HOLY DICK! You scared me, you little hellion!!
By Chickie
Holy Dick
n. A dick that goes into a lot of holes; the penis of a manslut.

I went to church on New Year's Day because my resolution is to have a Holy Dick this year.
By Silva
Holy Dick Casserole
Something exclaimed by an epic gamer to express being surprised.

Guy 1: Holy dick casserole, there's anime on board! We must destroy it!
Guy 2: On it!
By Hyacinthia
Holy Dick Fuck
When some thing is so mind blowing that you cant say anything else but Holy Dick Fuck.

Person #1 Bro, dude I was with a girl with a HUGE ASS last night!

Person #2 Holy Dick Fuck
By Shannen
Holy Shitting Dick Nipples
An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

By Tanitansy
Holy Dick Slap
When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.

Yo Jen's made a satanic sign out of her period bleeding.

That hoe needs a holy dick slap!
By Viv
Holy Dugger Dick Monkey
A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.
By Bree