An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.
Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."
Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."
By Sibley
Should I Kill Myself?
No you are a beautiful amazing person and if anybody says anything different I will take advice from 13 reasons why, track them down and shove a broomstick up their ass and skate in my socks across the bloody tiled floor.
A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.
The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.
It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)
Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
By Babs
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Want To Kill Myself.
A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0
