I'm Not Gay - Thick Dictionary

I'm Not Gay But

"I'm not gay but I really want to suck dick."

By Windy

I'm Not Gay

a comment used by insecure males to lead others in to believe that they are straight when they are actually bisexual, thereby making the comment true: a person who says "I'm not gay" is neither straight nor gay, but bisexual

Jimmy: "That guy just came up to me and said, 'I'm not gay, man'. I wonder why he would do that." Maura: "He was letting you know he was bisexual, dear. You should go back up to him and ask him if he would like to see a movie with you tonight."

John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"

Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.

After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.

By Mel

I'm Not Gay, But

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.

Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

By Beth

I'm Not Gay Seat

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.

By Idalina

"i'm Not Gay" Urinal

The urinal you leave open between yourself and another dude when pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are plenty of urinals, shows that you are gay.

I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" urinal open.

By Noellyn

I'm Not Gay Urinal

The one urinal space 2 guys leave between them while pissing.

"I always leave an I'm not gay urinal when I use a public bathroom."

By Patsy

I'm Not Gay Seat

The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.

One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.

By Aaren

I'm Not Gay Urinal

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

By Claretta

I'm Not Gay Seat

The seat two males leave open to show the world they are not gay

Let's use the I'm not gay seat

By Nedda

I'm Not Gay Urinal

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

By Cynthie

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