Someone that is running for president in 2020 that is better than Trump or Biden because Biden and Trump are both fucking daumbasses that fuck each other once a week
We have to get a room above the party floor because of The Jorgensen Principle.
We didn't have sex last night because my boyfriend was drunk (and fulfilled The Jorgensen Principle).
By Madelon
[Ana Jorgensen]
THE most gorgeous, trustworthy, funny, amazing big blued eyed lady I have ever met. There's no one like her.
Anyone who walks over two miles through a storm to come sneak into your house in the middle of the night is worthy of best friend-ship. I'd do anything for this girl. We are not allowed to hang out. So we do it in secret; Shhhhh. I don't get to see her very often, but when I do, it makes me the happiest girl alive.
Austin Jorgensen also knowed as Dingaling or LOVEBRADgames is a indie game developer that created the RPG game called Lisa: The Painful and the sequel Lisa: The Joyful.
