Define Lyndon Meaning

Lyndon
That nerdy greasy beast who sits behind you in science. With long hair glowing in the vibrant sunlight and biceps so firm, you just want to straddle him right in front of the whole class.

A Lyndon can also refer to a shy innocent orphan with a high potential to get laid.

Girl: omg that guy is such a Lyndon!
Teacher: I know (licky licky)
Girl: eww!
By Marjorie
Lyndon
Lyndon is a currymuncher who lives in his mums basement watching hentai all day and all night.

By Ddene
Lyndon
The man of your life

You'll be with him forever

Girl: Hey he's cute
Girl2:Of course he's Lyndon
By Briana
Lyndon
Shy, passionate, sweet male with a crooked smile, and eyes you can get lost in, dork, shy, dominate, rough, and nerdy

Girl: wow I can’t stop staring at his eyes

Girl2: because he’s Lyndon
By Mabel
Lyndon
Has a big heart for the ladies and a big dick and, big muscles and and the ladies love him and can't keep their hands off him he is a nice man to them

Lyndon gets all the ladies
By Floris
Lyndon
strongest guy in seventh grade

By Norri
Lyndon
Lyndon is one of the nicest people you will ever get the chance to meet. Quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him he is a stupid goofy adorable dork. He always listens and will never judge. He is the friend who randomly pops up, gives you chocolate and leaves, but you never want him to go. Has the best smile ever and can make you're day so much better. He is literally perfect in every way. He's super strong and good at everything, there is literally nothing he can't do. You can trust him with anything and he won't judge. Almost every girl has had a crush on him at one point. Sweetest guy you've ever met.

Guy 1: guess who's top of class in math?
Guy 2:.....
Guy 1: Lyndon
Guy 2: of course 🤦
By Pippy
Lyndon
An amazing person who starts your day off right. He never gets on your nerves and is adorable

Oh my god is that Lyndon!?
By Louisa
Lyndon
A beautiful girl who is so lovable. She lights up the room with her adorable grin and you can just get lost in her gorgeous eyes.

Wow she's drop dead beautiful she must be a Lyndon
By Alix
Lyndon
Lyndon is a sexy big black man who doesn't even have to say a single word to the ladies, sometimes he'll walk into a room and 3 girls are immediately sucking his cock the second he opens the door. You also need like 7 girls to take up his whole 28-inch long schlong Big Black Cock.

Hottest girl in school who's totally not underage: OMG That big black man with a 28-inch Big Black Cock is such a Lyndon.
Hottest guy in school NO HOMO: Fuck yeah he is.
By Maia