That nerdy greasy beast who sits behind you in science. With long hair glowing in the vibrant sunlight and biceps so firm, you just want to straddle him right in front of the whole class.
A Lyndon can also refer to a shy innocent orphan with a high potential to get laid.
Lyndon is one of the nicest people you will ever get the chance to meet. Quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him he is a stupid goofy adorable dork. He always listens and will never judge. He is the friend who randomly pops up, gives you chocolate and leaves, but you never want him to go. Has the best smile ever and can make you're day so much better. He is literally perfect in every way. He's super strong and good at everything, there is literally nothing he can't do. You can trust him with anything and he won't judge. Almost every girl has had a crush on him at one point. Sweetest guy you've ever met.
Lyndon is a sexy big black man who doesn't even have to say a single word to the ladies, sometimes he'll walk into a room and 3 girls are immediately sucking his cock the second he opens the door. You also need like 7 girls to take up his whole 28-inch long schlongBig Black Cock.
Hottest girl in school who's totally not underage: OMG That big black man with a 28-inch Big Black Cock is such a Lyndon.
Hottest guy in school NO HOMO: Fuck yeah he is.