Define Maris Meaning

Maris

he is such a maris!
By Lauren
Maris
NOT A WHORE. does not give lap dances, is of the female descent. She has morals and values and does not act like tila tequila.

"Maris is my biffer forever"
"Oh, you mean that girl that gives lap dances?"
"No, not at all. She has values and morals. She does not act like tila tequila."
"oh, Word."
By Anthea
Maris
The kind of lapdancing that is performed in such an intoxicated state, it ceases to be sexy. Might even lead to guys asking the performer of the maris dance to please sit down. The maris tends to turn off even the most horny drunk guy. It involves swaying rather than shaking, and and might be performed a couple of meters off from the intended location.

Party People: LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE!
*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance*

-5 seconds of awkward silence-

Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now.
Whispers: What a maris
By Hannie
Maris
the coolest person to ever exist /j

"omg look its maris!!"
By Clair
Mary-Mary
A woman with an extremely furry bush, based on the college limerick:

Mary-Mary
cunt quite hairy
how do your pubies grow!
By Genni
Mary On Mary
This is an act performed by two lesbians interlocked like scissors, starting with a slow rubbing till each beef burger is swollen and moist building into a frantic pace.

How do lesbians have sex without fingers? Mary on mary of course!
How long does this last for, surely longer than 3 minutes? It could be for hours......
By Malina
Marie
The universal middle name for women. Women who has this name as their first name is considered unique and special.

A girl with this name is naturally a singer with a petite height. She is adorable yet you don't want to be on her bad side.

If you ever upset a Marie she will forgive you almost everytime. But if she's had enough, she will disappear from your life completely.

A Marie would often be sentimental with things and a good observer. You definitely can't hide anything from her!

She is friendly but often too shy to strike up a conversation. When you get to know her, she will reveal her crazy side.

Marie is so adorable!
Be careful when teasing Marie, you don't want to get in her bad side.
Marie is the best friend ever!!
By Blakelee
Mari
a girl with a big heart. Sometimes people take her for advantage but don't realize how much it hurts her. She's confident and beautiful inside and out (also very funny). When she's upset its rare that she's sad, mostly mad and that confuses people. she's the type of girl who understands what your going through or at least tries very hard to. She gives great advice and can always be a shoulder to cry on.

Hey Mari..... Can i talk to you about something?
By Adel
Mari
one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, true punk, psycho, rioting, magic-weilding, sick acting, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.

By Laryssa
Marie
Marie is one of the best people you will ever meet. She is an excellent lover and a perfect girlfriend. If you ever meet a Marie or have a Marie in your life, don’t let them go.

“Dude I love my girlfriend, she’s such a Marie”
By Jolie