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Messer
mitch grassi's solo project

'messer is gonna perform on zoom today!!!!'
By Joell
Messere
An Italian masterpiece. Angelic. The most gorgeous man who ever lived.

"Lord Messere we're not worthy! We're not worthy!". The Great Messere replies "You're worthy, you're worthy, get up".
By Stephana
Messer
The hardest mother fuckers you will ever meet. Known to kick doors down, and known for huge penis'. They can and will find you and kill you if you fuck with their family. The main people you don't want to get into an argument with, because you will lose. They take kicking ass to the next level.

Cincinnati Messer fuck shit up
By Fanny
Messer
Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.


Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.

Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
By Roshelle
Messer
Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster

Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect

Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.

J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.

Ste: Think I might get a car instead.

J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!
By Ricca
Messere
Rebel without a cause. Leading change. A person feared yet admired.

That Messere does what she wants when she wants to do it. She scares the shit out of me, gotta admire her for it though.
By Nadean
Messer
A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"

"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."
By Dorisa
Messer
Messer is that one handsome fucker that always wears a tropical themed shirt on Tuesday’s, and acts generally pleasant. Most people think he’s a nut case, but is actually quite sweet, while still being a nut case.

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly
By Dulcia
Leah Messer
A trashy redneck slore of MTV 'fame'.

OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!
By Dulciana
Messer-upper
A person that is always messing up another person's plans.

Did Devon ask Jesse if he wanted to go to the show?
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.
By Galina