Define Metoo Meaning

#metoo
A practice that started on out the west coast, possibly as part of a comedy skit; accusing someone whom you don’t like or possibly hurt your feelings of harassing you or otherwise hurting your wittle feelings. In snokflake land your feelings are paramount, if you accuse someone of hurting your wittle feelings that person loses their first amendment rights and will be presented by the snowflake media (fake news, election meddling, propaganda machine) as guilty and public shaming among SJW/snowflakes will ensue, despite no real evidence of any wrongdoing. The original movement started out as #looks@me, which was a way for individuals with dad issues to gain the attention dad never gave..

That person is doing better than me in life, I’m going to accuse them of harassing me because i don’t like them and I want people to pay attention to me..#metoo
By Mei
#MeToo
#MeToo, otherwise known as, "Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome." As defined by the European fairy tale about the naive, wholesome, and pure-hearted Little Red Riding Hood, who ignores the wisdom and warnings of her mother and impetuously ventures into the dark & dangerous world to fulfill her noble, altruistic, and self-sacrificing quest only to be accosted and consumed by the lusting, ravenous and Machiavellian Big Bad Wolf! Overtly trusting and deceived by her own cognitive dissonance, she tragically remains trapped within her own self-deception, blind to the true nature of the wolf and unable to see the wolf's true intentions for her until it is too late. Perhaps a noble and enabling woodcutter will come to her hapless rescue and maintain her dysfunctional behaviors and those of her daughters.

"What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob.
By Kassi
MeToo
Internet trend used to destroy lives of people you hate
DISCLAIMER:Only works for women.

Omg i hate Jordan im gonna metoo him
Yass queeen slayyyy
By Dido
#metoo
Used when you are organising a time to play dungeons and dragons

Person 1: Is Tuesday good for everyone to play dungeons?

Person 2: Yes I can

Person 3: #metoo
By Dehlia
Metoo
An identical or nearly-identical tattoo that was chosen merely because the person saw it on someone else.

Did you see that emo kid's stars on his left wrist and the "cut here" on his right wrist? What a dummy to get a couple of metoos.
By Issi
Metooed
publicly denounced by (#meetoo)

If Ellen was a man she would have been metooed
By Wendeline
#MeToo
A hashtag used by women on social media to express the fact that you have been sexually assaulted by a male person and assault is not right.

Janet: So yesterday, Reese Witherspoon posted a #MeToo.

Delilah: Yeah, abuse is bad.
By Jacenta
MeToo Product
A product that is much like another so as to be indistinguishable as far as value, features...etc.

A product lacking special features or abilities above its competitors. Usually mass produced crap from the usual sources of unimaginative designers and manufacturers.

Stop looking at all those MeToo Product knives and check out this kickin Leatherman Multitool; never know when you will need to pick your teeth, saw a log and fend off a bear all at the same time!
By Dora
Metoo Whore
A female or biological entity identifying as such who falsely proclaims to have been misused physically or mentally by a male member of the human species. A Metoo whore is often motivated by a strong incessant hatred towards males of any kind.

That Metoo Whore completely destroyed Zack's reputation. Now, everybody thinks he assaulted her sexually.
By Christabel