Define Mouch Meaning

Mouch
When a man sits/lays on a couch so long, he in turn becomes one with the couch.

Mike and Rob played halo from 5AM when I left for work till 5PM when I returned. Those two mouches need help.
By Leesa
Mouch
When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.

Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.
By Roanne
Mouch
When you dress a woman in colliflowers, then you play the rusty trumpet.

Eddie mouched a hooker from vegas.
By Batsheva
Mouch
a mouse you use on the couch for a media pc or couch gaming.

i finally found my mouch stuck between the cushions.
By Kiley
Mouche

Person 1: 'mahoomalaflooma, mouche matoottoo'
Kelly: 'ouche ma flouche, moooooooooooooooooouche'
By Alejandra
Mouche
French for 'fly'. Makes a cool nickname :)

By Betteann
Mouche
a man who is such a puss that he acts like a douche. a man-douche

hes so whipped hes a mouche
By Anthea
Mouche
Mouche, (pronounced moosh.)

A derogatory word for someone who sucks their own feces off of someone else's penis.

By Jilly
Mouch
Noun: Mattress Couch

Adj: Use your imagination!

By Tomasina
Mouch
Half man, half couch. A person who spends a large portion of their day sleeping and/or watching tv. Often, as a result, their physique will start to become round and cushiony.

Matt is such a mouch. He spent all weekend watching the WWE Network and 90 Day Fiancé. He squints at moonlight.
By Rhoda