Define Mr. Happy Meaning

Mr. Happy
Yet another term for dick (Penis)

A few moments after Lorena Bobbit picked up a knife, her husband soon noticed that Mr. Happy wasn't there any more.
By Rycca
Mr. Happy
An erect, happy penis belonging to only one man in the whole world. Perfect partner for Mrs. Cosy, in which he fits snuggly and (as the name would suggest) cosily.

Ryan zeelie introduced Mr. Happy to mrs cosy and this great union resulted in great pleasure.
By Robinett
Mr Happy
also spelt as Mr. Happy
other than the charachter of happiness in the illustrated children's book series called Mr Happy.
Mr Happy means penis


As I saw Olga Kurylenko getting a bondage in the movie The Hitman I felt the urge to shake hands with Mr Happy.
By Patricia
Mr. Happy
oxymoron- He is far from happy and feels no one else should be either. Also, never communicates with anyone what he's unhappy about, leaving all bewildered as to "what he's on about"

Speculations arise as to the general and specific sexual satisfaction of Mr. Happy, but again, due to poor communication, who knows.

"Oh look, its Mr. Happy again." "What a nutbar"
By Jenni
Mr. Happy
A Figure of Speech; when the "bitch" of your group of friends decides to do something bold and unexpected of them, you can simply remind them that Mr. Happy won't be pleased.

Mr. Happy can be any form of a terrifying creature, but in this case, he is a serpent lodged deep inside a seemingly nice womans vagina. When that woman becomes enraged or disgruntled, she sends Mr. Happy to do her dirty work.

Forms of attack include severe pestering, extreme discomfort, headaches, the ability to put one in a bad mood, extreme hair growth on thighs, shoulders, and face, and on occasion; death.

"I'm going to stay up until 6 p.m. today!"
--"Peter I wouldn't want to make Mr. Happy upset."
By Ana
Mr. Happy

I had sex last night. Mr. Happy is cool.
By Annecorinne
Mr. Happy
Everyone's favorite psycho! He shoots blue rockets and colored bricks, and he goes "happy" when he kills somebody, and he goes "oo" when he gets hurt!

Mr. Happy has got to be one happy man!
By Elka
Mr. Happy Pants
When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.

Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.
Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.
Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.
By Samara
Shaking Hands With Mr. Happy

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.
By Roanne
Mr Happy's Flappy Garage
An expression used to describe a vagina.

Lianne: Are you pulling into Mr happy's flappy garage tonight? Fuels on me ;)

James: Yes.
By Bernita