Define Murfing Meaning

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

me and my friend named a stray dog murf

a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!

A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.

A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.

this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.

alternative to wedgie

the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat