Define Murf Meaning

Murf

me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch
By Agatha
Murf
A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.

Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!
By Diandra
Murf
A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.

Ho that weightlifter is super murf.
By Lind
Murf
this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.

ho look at dat murf fuka
By Jacquelynn
Murf

By Berte
Murf
the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong

Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"
By Sharline
Murf
the sweaty, hairy, smelly region between the scrotum and anus

While you are down there would you mind tickling my murf a bit?
By Gayla
Murf
Someone whom is hung like a donkey and can fuck all night long.

Wow, I wish I were like Murf.
By Eirena
Murf
For all those people who don't know what murf means, it means anything you want it to mean.

"have a murfing awesome day"

"holy murf"
By Anny
Murf
A "furry" word used within the fandom to represent an excamatory or in a verbal sence, much in the same way the F word is.

Aww murf! Murf? Murf you! etc
By Ruperta