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Define Nfm Meaning

Nfm
Well, I thought it stood for "no further message"--something to add to the subject line to an email, when the subject line is the email, to save the recipient the nuisance of opening the, um, message. If it does not mean this, it should.

And the mule you road in on, NFM
By Pearl
Nfm
Not For Me.

The new girl at work that flirts with all your colleagues inc all the married and in relationship ones "She's gotta go. NFM".

When someone you know hasn't washed their hands and they dig their finger into your Carmex "NFM".

Those people who introduce themselves as "mad" "crazy" funny" or "edgy" THEY are "NFM".

People who say "nice to e-meet you"- "NFM".
By Martita
Nfm
abbrev. never fucking mind

1: idb!
2: idb?
1: LOLOL NFM
By Hetty
Nfm
Short for Nigga Fax Machine. A mode of communicating by writing a note and having a friend deliver it to the person.

Guy 1: My phone is broken, can you be my nfm and let Amy know I'm gone on Thursday?
Guy 2: Sure thing man, I'll tell her tomorrow.
By Evvie
Nfm
abbreviation for "new from manufacturer"

I just bought this laptop off Ebay. It's opened but NFM.
By Bette-Ann
Nfm
"nice flat midriff"; used only for girls

Dude, I wish I had that girl's body, shes got such an nfm!
By Odilia
NFM
Nicest Fucking Mum
The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.

NFM “My kids have been a nightmare today, I just need a drink”

FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday”

NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”
By Vonny
NFM
Short for Nice Fucking Meme

- Yo, wanna hear a sick meme?

- Sure

- Bush did 9/11

- NFM
By Nevsa
NFM
No F'in Memory

Memory Sweater chick poor remind

I had to remind this chick so many times about the sweater she promised to knit me.... cause she had NFM (no F'in memory)

Memory Sweater chick poor remind
By Carissa
NFM
acronym for "nifing much"

-hey

-Hey

-what u up to ?

- nfm
By Sheilah