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Define Obsolete Meaning

Obsolete
A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.

By Nelia
Obsolete
"We want to sell you a new one."

That P4 is only 1.2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile?
By Johnath
Obsolete
1. Your computer for work
2. Caused by Windows

SAFETY MANUAL TIP #1: Do not sit near obsolete computers
SAFETY MANUAL TIP #2: If your computer is not obsolete, install Windows
By Maggie
Obsolete
one of the greatest albums of all time by one of the greatest bands.

fear factory's version of cars is on the digipak to obsolete.

obsolete is better than digimortal
By Sharity
Obsolete
Outdated, useless.

Cassette tapes are obsolete.
By Tara
Obsolete
What you classify yourself as when you fade away.

"I'll fade away an classify myself as obsolete."
"OBSOLETE!"
By Dorise
Obsoletize
To make obsolete.

To obsoletize poisoning non-smokers, Charles Knows invented a Safe Smoking Lounges (SSLs) and got permission to erect it on Coney Island Beach to see how many smokers used it voluntarily. SSL's have a solar-powered ceiling fan which blows cigarette smoke up a chimney to the atmosphere to prevent the cigarette smoke from injuring non-smokers.
By Shandra
Obsolete
Something that is so old that no one feels the need to use it anymore; see old school or cavemen for more information.

ex. 1: The stubborn man decided to go to work by driving a 1908 Model-T Ford, which was so obsolete that it literally had to be cranked.
By Bettina
Obsolete Mule
The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.
By Cacilie
Obsolete Avoidance
The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".
By Kassi