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Off My Dick
When somebody all up in your business, just say "Off my dick!" Or when somebody's hating on you.

Girl: Eww, what you got on ?
Boy: Off my dick! Damn.
By Nicolina
Get Off My Dick
can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick
By Erina
Get Off My Dick
a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.
By Felita
No Skin Off My Dick
Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick
By Natasha
Get Off My Dick
stop following me, get out of my hair

jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!

Bob: get off my dick and get a life!
By Rica
Get Off My Dick
A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".

"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick
By Stoddard
Get Off My Dick
Simply means get out of my business.

More expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.

or if the girl has herpatitis

Overall... the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):

Example 1:
Joe: Your a total waist of air
You: Get off my dick

Example 2:
Otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
You: Get of my dick

Example 3:
Roommate: Your stuff is on my side
You: Get off my dick

or other random outbursts
By Anallise
Get Off My Dick
A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you

Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK
By Tiffy
Hop Off My Dick
Used by Cadet Lane and others, this is a phrase used to tell a College Cadet to “Fuck off” or “get off my case”

“Put your cover on” -College Cadet
“Hop off my dick.” -Academy Cadet/ Lane
By Juli
Get Off My Dick
A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.

#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick
By Manon