A Pinja is a person who has the best of both worlds, such that they are
squeaky clean and stealthy like a Ninja, but are also flashily dressed and able to drink a lot like a Pirate.
Pinjas do not inhibit the bad traits of either of these such as being eaten by a
Kracken or being shot by a gun ... thus, they are both better and superior to both
Pirates and Ninjas.
Jim: That guy just
shot me and stabbed me with his sword at the same time. His breath smelled like rum, it must have been a
pinja.
Ben: A pinja? you mean a
pirate and a ninja crossed? but the best of both?
Jim: Exactly. Lets go to some strikeouts.
Ben: word
