Define Pootang Meaning

Pootang

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!
By Victoria
Pootang
1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"
By Kate
Pootang
refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!
By Reena
Pootang
raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good

dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife
By Beatrice
Pootang

Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.
By Jolene
Pootang
like poontang only involving the anus

I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny
By Darby
Pootang
another word for sex, as used by the SAI in Ireland

Having pootang on scout camps
By Siobhan
Pootang
A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.

Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.
By Johnath
Pootang
Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;

By Haleigh
Pootanging
Pootanging- a word used to describe something dirty or unclean. For example, an ugly and dirty girl!

"wow, that girl is pootanging!"

"that smell is pootanging!"
By Adore